spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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i swear to fucking god if any of you annoying teenagers come to my house on Halloween and say “twerk or treat” i will literally travel through the depths of hell and find the most nasty ass tootsie roll thats available and drop it into your tacky ass, cum stained, pillow case

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girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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My mom said that if this post gets 10k notes she will finally meet me in the fucking pit

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