girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via unclefather)

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My mom said that if this post gets 10k notes she will finally meet me in the fucking pit

(Source: queenslandrail, via unclefather)

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